Write me in

So I guess im a bit late for this, but today is election day. For those of you who are undecided you should write my name in for President of the United States of America. I do not really have a platform for a campaign slogan, but I have to be a better choice than the guys on the ballot. As for those who have decided, change your mind and vote for me.

Technically I am not old enough to run for President yet, which if you ask me is age discrimination, but since the new trend is to start early here is the official launch of my campaign for POTUS. I will become eligible in the 2016 Presidential Campaign so you all should start donating to my campaign now and get in early.